I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
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i’m always in a cuddling mood but I never have anyone to cuddle with do you see my struggle
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered.
Being gay is great because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant. But being gay also sucks because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant…
Apparently a lot of people feel me.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
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